Severed Feet Off the Cost Of BC

I have a theory for the 5 feet they found washed up on the coast of British Colombia.  It makes complete sense even though it will sound ridiculous.  I believe it is the rabbits.  Yeah you read that right it is rabbits, for centuries we have been carrying rabbits feet to bring us good luck.  Well they have risen up and they are getting even.  Ibunny think they’ll find some more feet on the cost.  Beware of the rabbits!  They are out to get us.

Bugs Bunny catch phrase was “What’s up Doc?”  He was trying to find a doctor, a surgeon to be more precise, which would teach him how to surgically remove a foot from a human.  Apparently the rabbits have found a doctor that has turned his back on his own race and has shown them how to sever a foot.   I don’t know why the feet have been found on the cost but as soon as I have news I’ll let you know.

If you find yourself in the company of rabbits, jack rabbits or hares beware.  Be very carful when you are near carrots too since where you find carrots you usually find rabbits.  Remember the movie Planet of the Apes, we don’t have to fear apes, it’s the rabbits that will take over!  Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty bunny!

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