Think Before Speaking (Caution contains cuss words)

A few days ago someone told me that my blog was uninteresting and boring. All I have got to say is Fuck You with a capitol F and a capitol Y you fucking asswipe. If brains would be dynamite you couldn’t even blow your nose. You are the poster child for abortions. When God made you He broke the mold because he did not want to make that mistake twice. When God was handing out brains you taught He said trains, didn’t you? You are dumber than a bag of hammers. You may look like an idiot and you may talk like an idiot, don’t let that fool you. You really are an idiot. You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear”, but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words. You should learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control. You have a full six pack, but you lack the plastic thingy which holds it all together. If I was in a room with you and two werewolves, and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I’d shoot you… twice. If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister? The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s on break.

Don’t get me wrong I have nothing against constructive criticism but what irks me is that when I asked him what post he read, he could not tell me. He was trying to get my goat and he got it. I hope that he reads this post and chokes on it.

What? Wait a minute… I guess I misunderstood, he said that it was interesting and certainly not boring. Whoops, I guess you have to disregard this post. Please forget what you read and I am sorry for the misunderstanding.

Cheers.

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