The Lack Of Coffee Filters Causes Memory Lost
Don’t you hate it when you go to a store for a specific item and when you get back home you bought a whole bunch of stuff but not what you went there for? This has been happening to me the last few weeks. I ran out of coffee filter about two weeks ago and every time I went to a store that sells coffee filters I kept on forgetting to get the filters.
One day last week I went to the supermarket, I had made a small shopping list with about five item that I had to get. Of course the first thing I wrote on the list was coffee filters. When I got to the store the firt place I go is the isle where the filters are when I get there I think to myself I don’t need coffee why am I here? I got home, no coffee filters! What an idiot!
I know that most of us get forgetful some times, but two straight weeks? This must be a record of some kind, maybe I should contact Guinness? Maybe they’ll have an entry for forgetfulness with my name in bold letters. I would be invited to talk shows everywhere to talk about how I prepared for my attempt for the record. Everybody would want to hang out with me, be my friends. All the money I would make with my lecturing tours. Imagine all the women that would want to have my babies. Goodness gracious wouldn’t that be the life?
Thank God for paper towels, I have been using them as filters these last two weeks. I don’t know what I would have done without them. Yesterday I had to go to the supermarket, I am proud to say that this time I did not forget the filters but the top item on my list this time around was paper towels. I have to admit that I forgot to get the paper towels, will I beat my record? Only time will tell.
